Hallelujah for President's Day

A day to just be. A day to do what I want to with no kids tugging at my pants legs. I went to get the oil changed in the car and my tires rotated. And then..... I went to the day spa for what some sadistic people call relaxation. I won't get into the gory details, but my legs are nice and smooth. Then I proceeded to the Sushi Bar. Ok, close minded people, no need to read on. I went to Taiko Japanese Grill and Sushi Bar and there Spicy Tuna Roll will singe the hair in you nose for sure. Make sure to have lots of any kind of cold beverage on hand. The Philadelphia Roll was pretty yummy though. It's a new thing, and I just can't get enough of it. Of course, I won't venture too far from the safety of things that I'm pretty sure are cooked. If not, please do not enlighten me.

I'm kinda hoping that perhaps I will ingest a larval tapeworm and get skinny again without even trying. (If Dr. House is actually right about that.) I wonder what kind of undercooked fish contains tape worms? I've been told that Elizabeth Taylor intentionally ingested a tapeworm inside a capsule. Just swallowed it. Blech! Of course on House you got to see them pull a 25 foot tapeworm out of a girls stomach, but hey, if I get skinny, then I can get my boobs put back where they are actually supposed to be.